Bigfoot Chorizo Gravy
Spicy Revenge from the Holler
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Rise and shine, y’all! Let me tell you what happened last week in my backyard. I fired up the biggest pancake you ever saw — thick as a hubcap and golden brown. I set it out to cool for a minute, turned my back for two seconds, and that big old hairy fella (Bigfoot himself) came sneaking out of the woods and stole the whole damn thing!
Well, I wasn’t about to let that slide. I marched back inside, grabbed some pork and a handful of dried chilies, and cooked up the hottest, meanest gravy the holler had ever seen. This ain’t your grandma’s mild sausage gravy — this is spicy revenge gravy, bold, smoky, and hot enough to make Bigfoot think twice before raiding my breakfast table again. One spoonful and you’ll understand why I call it “Bigfoot’s Burnin’ Belly Remedy.”
I mixed up my own chorizo with guajillo, ancho, and hatch peppers, let it sit overnight so the fire could really build, then turned it into a thick, smoky roux gravy right in the cast-iron skillet. The first time I served it, my cousin Bubba took one bite, turned red as a beet, and hollered, “Cletus, you tryin’ to kill me or what?!” But he kept eatin’. Even Bigfoot would be hollerin’ for a glass of sweet tea after this one.
Chorizo Ingredients (makes about 1 lb – make ahead)
- 1 pound ground pork
- 3 guajillo chilies
- 2 ancho peppers
- 1 hatch chili
- 2 cloves garlic
- 1 tsp apple cider vinegar
- 2 tsp cumin
- 1 tsp oregano
- 1 tsp smoked paprika
- 1 tsp onion powder
- Dash chili powder
- 1 tsp salt
- 2 tsp black pepper
Gravy Ingredients
- 1 handful size of the chorizo (about ⅓–½ cup)
- ¼ onion, finely diced
- 2 Tbsp flour
- 1 cup milk
- Red pepper flakes (to taste – start with ½ tsp and go up if you want more fire)
How to Make Bigfoot Chorizo Gravy
- 1. Make the chorizo (do this ahead): Soak the guajillo, ancho, and hatch chilies in hot water until soft. Blend them with the garlic, vinegar, cumin, oregano, smoked paprika, onion powder, chili powder, salt, and black pepper until smooth. Mix this paste thoroughly into the ground pork. Let it sit for at least 30 minutes (or overnight in the fridge) so the flavors marry.
- 2. In a skillet over medium heat, cook a handful of the chorizo with the diced onion until the chorizo is browned and the onion is soft (about 5–7 minutes). Break it up as it cooks.
- 3. Sprinkle in the 2 Tbsp flour and stir for 1–2 minutes to make a light roux.
- 4. Slowly pour in the 1 cup milk while whisking. Add red pepper flakes to taste. Bring to a gentle simmer and cook 3–5 minutes, stirring often, until it thickens to your liking. If it gets too thick, splash in a little more milk.
- 5. Taste and adjust seasoning — add more salt, pepper, or red pepper flakes if you want extra heat. That’s the part that burned Bigfoot’s belly!
Holler Tips from Cletus
- Make the chorizo ahead — it tastes even better the next day and you’ll have extra for tacos or breakfast burritos.
- The heat level is up to you. Start light with the red pepper flakes and add more if you want that “Bigfoot revenge” burn.
- This gravy is forgiving. If it gets too thick, thin it with a little milk or chicken broth. If it’s too thin, let it simmer longer or add another pinch of flour.
- Pair it with something cooling like cornbread in milk or a cold glass of sweet tea to balance the fire.
Variations to Keep It Interestin’
- Add sausage — Throw in some sliced andouille or smoked sausage with the veggies.
- Crab it up — Toss in a handful of lump crabmeat at the end.
- Spicy kick — Add a pinch of cayenne or hot sauce if your holler likes it with a little fire.
Cletus’s Kitchen Wisdom – Why This Works
The homemade chorizo paste gives you deep, layered heat and smokiness that store-bought just can’t touch. Cooking the chorizo first with the onion builds flavor right in the skillet, then the light roux turns all that spicy goodness into a thick, creamy gravy that clings to biscuits or eggs. The red pepper flakes at the end let you dial the fire exactly how hot you (or Bigfoot) can handle.
Serving Suggestions
- Classic: Over hot biscuits or buttermilk pancakes (the perfect spicy revenge pairing)
- Over creamy grits or rice for a hearty Lowcountry-style breakfast
- With fried eggs and hash browns for the ultimate skillet breakfast
- Spooned over tacos or burritos the next day — leftover chorizo gravy is killer
Storage & Make-Ahead Tips
This gravy tastes even better the next day. Store leftovers in an airtight container in the fridge for up to 3 days. Reheat gently on the stove with a splash of milk to loosen it up. The homemade chorizo itself freezes great — make a big batch and keep some for quick tacos or more revenge gravy whenever Bigfoot comes back around.
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