Strut Your Southern Stuff with Cletus Swag!

Howdy, y’all! It’s Cletus Boone, your biscuit-bakin’, gravy-makin’ maestro from the heart of Kentucky, here to sling some serious Southern swagger! Wanna show the world you’re all about that Cletus Cook House life? Our merch is hotter than a cast-iron skillet on a July mornin’, ready to make you look as fine as a plate o’ buttermilk pancakes drizzled with sorghum syrup. From cozy hoodies that hug you like grandma’s quilt to tees snappier than a fresh-fried egg, we got the gear to let your Southern soul shine!

Head over to our shop on Fourthwall, where you can snag Cletus Cook House swag that’ll have folks hollerin’, “Where’d you get that?!” Whether you’re flippin’ flapjacks or rockin’ a shirt that screams “I heart biscuits and gravy,” this merch is your ticket to joinin’ the breakfast-lovin’ family. Oh, and a quick heads-up: some items might have affiliate links, meanin’ ol’ Cletus could earn a little somethin’ if you treat yourself. Ain’t no shame in keepin’ the gravy train rollin’!

Got a wild idea for some Cletus merch? Drop me a line at Contact and let’s make it happen!